Melda Jowler

When several foolish people were mortally wounded during a dangerous jowling party Melda reluctantly accepted their parts in the revolutionary new face transplant procedure which would both save and ruin her life.

Arthur Mometer

When Arthur Mometer joined the conflict resolution team at our hospital, his precise methodology accurately identified and quickly diagnosed all cold shoulders, boiling mads, hot collars and/or steaming ears and thus, flaring temperaments were quickly put to rest.

'Chelle Shawked

When the tornado had passed and the dust had settled, Michelle realized with a sudden gut-wrenching horror why her Auntie Fayeh had been so reluctant to allow them to seek shelter in her basement.

Kwai Ette

shh.

John Lithgow

Pete Zachater

When the frat boys ordered 150 16 inch pizzas, Pete

waved his stubby little arms through his thick silver hair and ran, screaming, out the door.

Emralle Dize

Like precious stones of emerald green
eyes like these you've never seen
piercing pools search you out
take you in, make you shout
watch yourself in fields of corn
or your limbs from you'll be torn.

Neida Moorehelp

During her manic phase, the grandeur of Neida's spirit forced her to ignore the instructions and she found herself entrenched in a crippling moment of paranoia resulting from the cognitive dissonance that led to her massive analysis paralysis. She was frozen in the gloomy hallway, unsure of which way to turn - doomed - but fully alive.

Sis and Zors

Slowly the sun sank below the horizon while Zors and Sissy clung to each other in a desperate attempt to stay warm and afloat in the frigid water.

Telly Tayel

Telly doesn't have a story. Do you know what it is?